I know what you’re saying. You’re saying, “What kind of stupid conversation are these idiots having?”

I swear to you, this was a conversation my boss and I had eeaarly one morning. Verbatim. It was one of those moments so surreal that I expected him to suddenly laugh or say something like, “Gotcha!” But he didn’t.

But he could’ve. My boss was infinitely more cool and weird than Mr. Mac.