I’ve never had a boss go /this/ crazy with IT, but it has happened to others. My favorite was the guy who wrote a great book on why every company should outsource their helpdesk and wanted me to give it to my boss as a gift. Ummm, what part of HelpDesk Manager did you miss when you read my business card?

Oh, and for those incapable of understanding Derf (everyone), he’s saying “You’re crazy, should we shut down all the vital servers that depend on Linux, Oh Elite One?”