Someone recently told me that the U.S. Economy is like a woman, and to understand the economy, you have to understand women. I’m going to die a pauper. And hey, now that I’ve got a ‘Kitchen’ background, we might as[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The Not That Early Years
Although to be fair, it actually does snow at least a couple of days each winter here in Texas. That’s when you can tell who all of the foreigners are. People from OTHER states actually know how to drive in[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Do you ever notice how some people ask for your help, and some people command your help? Yeah. Me too.
I will very graciously admit that I’m stealing this line of humor from a veeeerrry early version of the Peanuts comic strip. It was one of my favs, and really captures the feel of kids coming to Texas for the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Sometimes co-parenting misses the concept of ‘co’. Then you’re just messing with each other via the kids.
Sometimes entire stories spin off of a comment, and the whole undertaker thing is one of them. I’ve always wondered what would make the undertaker sad to see you go besides just being nice.
My friend Steve was on a Merchant Marine vessel with a very racially tense crew. One day while he’s standing next to a white crew member, a black crewman comes up and asks a question. The white guy turns to[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
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